What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are Indian girls awesome in bed? Do they taste different than our American girls? Does anyone has experience with both American and Indian girls?

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.